i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)
(originally from cher-la-vie
"I am jealous of those who think more deeply, who write better, who draw better, who look better, who live better, who love better than I."
- Sylvia Plath (via harkdorse
(originally from undress-thebarbiee
NOBODY TOLD ME SNAILS EAT WORMS I THOUGHT THEY FED ON SUNSHINE AND DEWDROPS
then you should probably know that the reason they’re so gooey on their tops and not just their bottoms is so that if ants and the like try to eat them they with get stuck and either suffocate or starve whilst attached to the snail
oh i thought that was just maximum lubrication for prime slime trail creation
(originally from queeradish
Things in Mulan I Didn’t Catch as a Kid
(originally from hawkeyedriza
"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know."
- Ernest Hemingway (via psych-facts
(originally from psych-facts
(originally from plasmapanda
Do not tell me that tofu isn’t “real food”.
(originally from s-uperflu0us
90% of my life is me making an irritated looking face
(originally from sagihairius
"Will? You? I. Want. You. To."
- James Joyce, from Ulysses
(originally from jockinq
"They burned the bridge, then ask why I don’t visit."
- Ugo Eze (via anditslove
(Source: ayougo, via aikarumba)
"Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are misanthropes, just sitting thinking, ‘Oh, people are such a bunch of assholes,’ but it’s really not like that. We just have a smaller tolerance for what it takes to be with others. It means having to perform. I get so tired of communicating."
- Anneli Rufus (via onlinecounsellingcollege
is it necessary for your posts to say “q’d” nobody really cares
(originally from blowsive
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