spookythug:

i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)

(via onlypaintonthewall)


(originally from cher-la-vie)

"I am jealous of those who think more deeply, who write better, who draw better, who look better, who live better, who love better than I."

- Sylvia Plath (via harkdorse)

(via onlypaintonthewall)


undress-thebarbiee:

Bad eyebrows = bad life

(via onlypaintonthewall)

(originally from undress-thebarbiee)

queeradish:

tamenvoluivivere:

queeradish:

NOBODY TOLD ME SNAILS EAT WORMS I THOUGHT THEY FED ON SUNSHINE AND DEWDROPS

then you should probably know that the reason they’re so gooey on their tops and not just their bottoms is so that if ants and the like try to eat them they with get stuck and either suffocate or starve whilst attached to the snail

oh i thought that was just maximum lubrication for prime slime trail creation

(via onlypaintonthewall)

(originally from queeradish)


hawkeyedriza:

Things in Mulan I Didn’t Catch as a Kid

(via ruinedchildhood)

(originally from hawkeyedriza)

"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know."

- Ernest Hemingway (via psych-facts)

(via onlypaintonthewall)

(originally from psych-facts)

(originally from plasmapanda)

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s-uperflu0us:

Do not tell me that tofu isn’t “real food”.

(via vodoubutt)

(originally from s-uperflu0us)

sagihairius:

90% of my life is me making an irritated looking face

(via absentions)

(originally from sagihairius)

"Will? You? I. Want. You. To."

- James Joyce, from Ulysses (via violentwavesofemotion)
(originally from violentwavesofemotion)


(Source: jockinq, via onlypaintonthewall)

(originally from jockinq)

"They burned the bridge, then ask why I don’t visit."

- Ugo Eze  (via anditslove)

(Source: ayougo, via aikarumba)

(originally from ayougo)

"Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are misanthropes, just sitting thinking, ‘Oh, people are such a bunch of assholes,’ but it’s really not like that. We just have a smaller tolerance for what it takes to be with others. It means having to perform. I get so tired of communicating."

- Anneli Rufus (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

(via aikarumba)

(originally from onlinecounsellingcollege)

15

Apr

54

blowsive:

is it necessary for your posts to say “q’d” nobody really cares 

(originally from blowsive)

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