Okay , don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love 3OH!3, but I hate that they contradict themselves in their songs. It pisses me off to an extreme. Like in Touchin’ On My he says ”We got one thing on our minds, and we got plenty of time…” and five seconds later comes “Girl I gotta go, I’m finished with the showed.” Way to confuse people. And the song Starstrukk he says “To make love to something innocent…” and then again, five seconds later “L-O-V-E is just another word I’ll never learn to pronouce.” Drives me fucking insane. Just thought I’d share that with the world. :)
And I also learned that they’re from somewhere in Colorado which means that the area code is 303, which is where they got their name. Beastly. :)
My day has been offically made. Type “James Bond” into google translator and translate to Chinese (Traditional). MIND. BLOWN. :D
I still don’t know how the USA made it to the next round. We are some lucky ducks. Haha. Now I’m going swimming. Peace and love. This time for Africa. ;)
Portugal vs. North Korea. 7 to 0. Fail for North Korea.
And the stupid United States and their tying shit. It’s annoying as hell.
Sales calls, and people that try to sell you things at you door. So next time I get a sales call I’m going to freak them out, embaress them, or yell at them. Good examples would be to tell them:
”OHMYGOD!, my dog just died!”
“Mama, there’s another gator in the house.” (From Monsters Inc. For those that were wondering. And you have to say that one in a southern accent.)
You could start talking about your sex life, they’ll hang up in a second then. Or mention you’re having “Female issues” if it’s a guy. He’ll hang up without saying good bye.
Oooh. And if someone’s bugging you on the street, just turn to them and say “Have you heard the word of God.” Gone before you even finish the sentence. :)
I really like the quote “…I’m gonna make you feel alright. I don’t have a lot of money, but we’ll be fine. I don’t have a penny, but I’ll show you a good time. ” but I feel like if I say it out loud or post it anywhere it’s going to make me seem like a stripper. Haha. And with the people I know I never live it down. How sad. :)
4 Hours of sleep doesn’t fly to well with me. My eyes hurt, and I feel like I might die. :(
It’s illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
Whispering in someone’s ear while he’s moose hunting is prohibited.
Cutting down a cactus may earn you a twenty-five-year prison term.
It’s illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.
You may not eat an orange in your bathtub.
It’s unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor (Denver).
A pickle cannot actually be a pickle unless it bounces.
It’s illegal to get married on a dare.
It’s against the law to post a public notice calling someone a coward for refusing to accept a challenge to duel.
If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.
It’s illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless you draw the shades first.
All residents may be fined for not owning a boat.
A man must not give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing fewer than fifty pounds.
It’s illegal to take a French poodle to the opera (Chicago).
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
It’s illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits (Natoma).
Every citizen is required to take a shower once a year.
Biting someone with your natural teeth constitutes simple assault, but biting someone with your false teeth classifies as aggravated assault.
If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you’ll be fined.
It’s against the law to wash or scrub a sink, no matter how dirty it is (Baltimore).
No gorilla is allowed in the backseat of any car.
A woman may not cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.
It’s illegal to paint a sparrow with the intent of selling it as a parakeet (Harper Woods).
Walking a dog without dressing it in diapers is forbidden (Temperance).
Children may buy shotguns in Kansas City, but not toy cap guns.
It’s a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.
Bar owners may not sell beer unless they brew a kettle of soup simultaneously.
It’s illegal for men with mustaches to kiss women.
It’s forbidden to sell the clothes you’re wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
It’s against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
Females may not appear unshaven in public.
While riding in an elevator, you must talk to no one, fold your hands, and look toward the door.
It’s against the law to sing off-key.
It’s illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
You must honk the horn whenever you pass another car, according to the state’s driver’s education manual.
It’s forbidden to take a bite out of another person’s hamburger.
State law requires dishes to be drip-dried.
It’s illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
You may not bite off another person’s leg.
If a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, he is required by law to keep his promise.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Selling hollow logs is strictly forbidden.
You may not shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
It is illegal not to drink milk.
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
Tickling a woman is unlawful.
It’s illegal to pretend that one’s parents are wealthy.
If you make fun of someone who does not accept a challenge, you risk a six-month prison sentence.
Unless a customer specifically requests it, margarine may not be substituted for butter in a restaurant.
Unless you have an official permit, you may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April.
Ooooh. And I forgot to mention that my hair is like super short. It’s weird. I’m not used to it yet. But it’s not bugging my anymore so that’s a plus. :)
So, I still need a camera battery, and you’re gonna hear about that until I get one. :)
Second, I’m having a coloring session with my sister. Success. Disney princess or the peanuts? :)
Haha. Anytime. :)