June 2010
“Last night’s dream, we rode our bikes to a treehouse by the sea. And there we layed and said we’d never leave.”
—We The Kings
“Time does not always make things better.”
—School Boy Humor
Okay , don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love 3OH!3, but I hate that they contradict themselves in their songs. It pisses me off to an extreme. Like in Touchin’ On My he says ”We got one thing on our minds, and we got plenty of time…” and five seconds later comes “Girl I gotta go, I’m finished with the showed.” Way to confuse people. And the song Starstrukk he says “To make love to something innocent…” and then again, five seconds later “L-O-V-E is just another word I’ll never learn to pronouce.” Drives me fucking insane. Just thought I’d share that with the world. :)
And I also learned that they’re from somewhere in Colorado which means that the area code is 303, which is where they got their name. Beastly. :)
“I get frightened, in all this darkness. I get nightmares. I hate to sleep alone. I need some company, a gardian angel.”
—Every Avenue
“And I’m in love, with everything you do. You can have the best of me. Forget what I want, you’re all that I need.”
—The Summer Set
“I keep your picture by my bedside and I’m sleeping all the time. Just to wake up to you. Just to wake up to you.”
—The Summer Set
“I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep. Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just sleep together, in the most innocent sense of the phrase. But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.”
—John Green
My day has been offically made. Type “James Bond” into google translator and translate to Chinese (Traditional). MIND. BLOWN. :D
“Move to Nevada. Prostitution is legal there.”
—My Wonderful Witty Comments. :)
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Bad Romance (Cover)- Goot
Not the biggest lady Gaga fan. But I love Mr. Alex Goot. And his cover of this song.
Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, get back in the saddle.
I still don’t know how the USA made it to the next round. We are some lucky ducks. Haha. Now I’m going swimming. Peace and love. This time for Africa. ;)
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Shakira Featuring FreshlyGround
In honor of Fifa. :)
Fifa.
Portugal vs. North Korea. 7 to 0. Fail for North Korea.
And the stupid United States and their tying shit. It’s annoying as hell.
Morning After Dark
Timbaland
Morning After Dark - Timbaland
I hate...
Sales calls, and people that try to sell you things at you door. So next time I get a sales call I’m going to freak them out, embaress them, or yell at them. Good examples would be to tell them:
”OHMYGOD!, my dog just died!”
“Mama, there’s another gator in the house.” (From Monsters Inc. For those that were wondering. And you have to say that one in a southern accent.)
You could start talking about your sex life, they’ll hang up in a second then. Or mention you’re having “Female issues” if it’s a guy. He’ll hang up without saying good bye.
Oooh. And if someone’s bugging you on the street, just turn to them and say “Have you heard the word of God.” Gone before you even finish the sentence. :)
So,
I really like the quote “…I’m gonna make you feel alright. I don’t have a lot of money, but we’ll be fine. I don’t have a penny, but I’ll show you a good time. ” but I feel like if I say it out loud or post it anywhere it’s going to make me seem like a stripper. Haha. And with the people I know I never live it down. How sad. :)
4 Hours of sleep doesn’t fly to well with me. My eyes hurt, and I feel like I might die. :(
Touchin On My
3OH!3
Touchin On My- 3OH!3
A bunch of dumb laws that I felt everyone needed to know about. :)
Alabama
It’s illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
Alaska
Whispering in someone’s ear while he’s moose hunting is prohibited.
Arizona
Cutting down a cactus may earn you a twenty-five-year prison term.
Arkansas
It’s illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.
California
You may not eat an orange in your bathtub.
Colorado
It’s unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor (Denver).
Connecticut
A pickle cannot actually be a pickle unless it bounces.
Delaware
It’s illegal to get married on a dare.
Washington, D.C.
It’s against the law to post a public notice calling someone a coward for refusing to accept a challenge to duel.
Florida
If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.
Georgia
It’s illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless you draw the shades first.
Hawaii
All residents may be fined for not owning a boat.
Idaho
A man must not give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing fewer than fifty pounds.
Illinois
It’s illegal to take a French poodle to the opera (Chicago).
Indiana
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.
Iowa
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
Kansas
It’s illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits (Natoma).
Kentucky
Every citizen is required to take a shower once a year.
Louisiana
Biting someone with your natural teeth constitutes simple assault, but biting someone with your false teeth classifies as aggravated assault.
Maine
If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you’ll be fined.
Maryland
It’s against the law to wash or scrub a sink, no matter how dirty it is (Baltimore).
Massachusetts
No gorilla is allowed in the backseat of any car.
Michigan
A woman may not cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.
Minnesota
It’s illegal to paint a sparrow with the intent of selling it as a parakeet (Harper Woods).
Mississippi
Walking a dog without dressing it in diapers is forbidden (Temperance).
Missouri
Children may buy shotguns in Kansas City, but not toy cap guns.
Montana
It’s a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.
Nebraska
Bar owners may not sell beer unless they brew a kettle of soup simultaneously.
Nevada
It’s illegal for men with mustaches to kiss women.
New Hampshire
It’s forbidden to sell the clothes you’re wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
New Jersey
It’s against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
New Mexico
Females may not appear unshaven in public.
New York
While riding in an elevator, you must talk to no one, fold your hands, and look toward the door.
North Carolina
It’s against the law to sing off-key.
North Dakota
It’s illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Ohio
You must honk the horn whenever you pass another car, according to the state’s driver’s education manual.
Oklahoma
It’s forbidden to take a bite out of another person’s hamburger.
Oregon
State law requires dishes to be drip-dried.
Pennsylvania
It’s illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Rhode Island
You may not bite off another person’s leg.
South Carolina
If a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, he is required by law to keep his promise.
South Dakota
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Tennessee
Selling hollow logs is strictly forbidden.
Texas
You may not shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
Utah
It is illegal not to drink milk.
Vermont
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
Virginia
Tickling a woman is unlawful.
Washington
It’s illegal to pretend that one’s parents are wealthy.
West Virginia
If you make fun of someone who does not accept a challenge, you risk a six-month prison sentence.
Wisconsin
Unless a customer specifically requests it, margarine may not be substituted for butter in a restaurant.
Wyoming
Unless you have an official permit, you may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April.
Ooooh. And I forgot to mention that my hair is like super short. It’s weird. I’m not used to it yet. But it’s not bugging my anymore so that’s a plus. :)
Coloring.
So, I still need a camera battery, and you’re gonna hear about that until I get one. :)
Second, I’m having a coloring session with my sister. Success. Disney princess or the peanuts? :)
thanks :)
Haha. Anytime. :)
