July 2012
“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives...”
– Jojen Reed, A Dance With Dragons
George R.R. Martin
(via midnightember)
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Watch
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When battle music plays in a game but you can't...
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hazibo:
“girls with asses like mine, do not talk to boys with faces like yours”
June 2012
“There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.”
– Maya Angelou (via quote-book)
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s2engine:
I ship myself with netflix
shaynnee:
The worst feeling is losing the one person who means the most to you.
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fuckyeahandi:
Seriously, I do not care if you’re pregnant or how far along you are jesus get off my dash and my facebook.
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dismantlemydisguise:
Oh my god, I’m crying
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californiareject:
what happens when adeles baby turns over in her belly?
it’s rolling
in the deep
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thecupisaportkey:
I was really disappointed when I turned 16 and my grandmother didn’t tell me I was the crown princess of genovia
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Me: Hey I just met you-
Stranger: *Walks away*
Me: NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW
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funkyfreshdays:
reallycreepyfangirl:
on a scale of 1 to america how free are you to go on a date with me
north korea
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How does Tumblr expect us to buy themes?
Nigga we in a recession.
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Watcheponiner:
So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND.
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK.
This kid is my favorite.
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a dramatic re-enactment of my thoughts while...
me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
me: i'ma read the back of this.
me: lather, rinse, repeat?
me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
me: did i already wash my hair?
me: i think i did but i don't remember.
me: i'ma do it again.
me: FUCK I REPEATED.
me: well played, pantene pro-v.
me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
me: i bet it's awkward.
me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
me: okay time to get out.
me:
me:
me: where the fuck is my towel.
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“if Zayn wasn’t famous he would probably be a tumblr famous boy who makes gifs of himself biting his lip with a snapback on”
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Hypocritical religious people are possibly the...
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my-wifi-is-organic:
motherhonker:
DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE
Sometimes I realize it while standing.
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princeofdragondildos:
voltamin:
i’m creating a new word called “kittycrush” a kittycrush is when you like someone so much all you want to do with them is make strange noises and cuddle and spend half your life sleeping on their favorite possessions
yes thank you
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