August 2012
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Watchdudeitsuno:
robonmyknob:
PARKOUR
OH MY GOD SJDNFSJANB
Oh my goodness, I want that goat. Now.
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Oh. My. God.
mystoryisunwritten asked: rude. i have very impressive archery skills, thank you very much.
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imawanchor:
today a 15 year old girl won a gold medal in the olympics and i woke up at half one in the afternoon and stayed sat in the same spot for 6 hours
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Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
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plot twist: i turn attractive
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henthailand:
i like how in the early stages of friendship your typing is all “Hey, what’s up?” but then it slowly progresses into RANDOM CAPITALIZATION OF EVERYTHING AND YOU YELL OUT YOUR LOVE FOR THEM
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catholicnun:
When I’m out in public I think about the Internet
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envyadams:
that one password you use for everything and if anyone ever found it out they could probably single-handedly ruin your life
July 2012
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forensic-panda:
My entire existence on the internet can be summed up with the word why
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giveuponeverything:
Panic! at the Disco - Nine...
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newthoodrich:
Hi, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness wondering if you’d be interested in a gym membership over at Jehovah’s Fitness
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The Frenemy.: Smells I Like →
thefrenemy:
I know the title is almost TOO catchy, but here are some SCENTS I like
The smell of gasoline and library books but definitely not together, you EXTREMIST
when you let the world burn
pancakes you had no part in creating
Old sweatshirt from an old friend
The way your hair smells the day after…
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i don’t know which is worse being in love with a fictional character or being in love with a celebrity
at least with a fictional character you know it’ll never happen. but with a celebrity there’s that tiny part of your brain wearing a tin foil hat, slowly rocking back and forth and quietly whispering “it could still happen”
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me: why are those guys staring at me
me: is there something on my face
me: is there something on my shirt
me: they're probably laughing at how ugly i am
friend: maybe they think you're cute
me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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no one: wow let me buy this theme for only $49
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horanismywhore:
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for ur alone
n is no one wants to be with you because all you do is sit at home
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ricksanscrotum:
i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat
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i’d let the british invade me if you know what i mean
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fuckyeahandi:
What’s My Age Again? || Blink 182
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this is my blogging face
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lionnudes:
Saying “Come over” to someone who lives 1734739 miles away from you
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mistercoventry:
I got bored of tumblr so I opened up a new tab and went to tumblr
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going to school: late
going to a doctors appointment: late
going to a dentist appointment: late
going to my friends house: late
going to a party: late
going to a concert: 8 hours early.
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