If Ed Sheeran’s voice was a tangible object, it would be that one sweatshirt or hoodie that you wear all the time.
oh god yes.
when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing
hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemon
My brother tells a story about his roommate’s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would say “you’re a bird!” to it so the bird would repeat the phrase back, no big. Until one day my brother was alone in the house with it and heard it say, very quietly, “I’m a bird.” My brother almost dropped a plate.
what’s the best thing about living in switzerland
well the flag is a big plus
Never drop a book in the bath again! An 8 year old’s invention.
that eight year old is the chosen one
are we gonna ignore the fact that the book is completely soaked in water
reblog if you miss someone or are illicitly running a pelican breeding ring out of your aunt’s garage
I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are
reasons why winter is better than summer:
- little to no insects (◕‿◕✿)
- sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
- the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
- sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
- snow is pretty (´･ω･`)
- no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰)
- it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
- everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)
Awesome looking creature from the depths of the sea, one the ones that have only ever been seen once or twice.