mishasassbutt:

talking to people you want to be friend with more like

(via gabsternabs)

cheesecakemaster:

i bet its a book

(Source: fantasticallyweirdshit, via tngedrms)

omarnorthtower:

some-atoms:

kalycle:

hooruss:

some-atoms:

It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.

self conscious brains aww

brains don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible

because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong

you might say it’s braingerous  

a brain made the decision to make that joke

(via gabsternabs)

yourekillinme-killian:

My favorite part about Family Feud is Steve Harvey. He makes this face that says

“I’m so done with this shit.” 

(via agentsilvermoon)

kittymaverick:

mr-egbutt:

helioscentrifuge:

i love banannaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh would you babies relax it is just a harmless little huntsman. They’re very gentle animals, really.

And I’m pretty sure the poor little guy is dead anyhow. :(

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is a prime example of the difference between people not from Australia, and people from Australia.

(Source: wwiao, via empty-schell)

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pika4chu:

i saw this in the middle of walmart and broke down crying

(via liquid-liamm)

heavensking:

I, old sport, don’t, old sport, understand, old sport, your accent, old sport

(via ruinedchildhood)

lurch6:

im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words

(via alegbra)

The first television appearance of Gru from Despicable Me! (x)
“I’m going to destroy your chair!”

(Source: feyminism, via liquid-liamm)

tentacruels:

On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful

(via alegbra)

yzma:

pull the lever kronk

(via agentsilvermoon)

mikkelseen:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

(Source: queenadlers, via niallar)