my life plan is to one day be walking down the street and run into my favorite actor and pretend i don’t know who they are and act like i don’t run a blog dedicated to their existence and start a normal conversation and then they will think “wow she’s pretty cool and she’s not a crazed fan i’m going to ask her out for dinner” and then 5 years after we’re married i’ll say 

i knew you were an actor

i knew

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stillslydgn:

wears band shirts out in public in hopes that someone attractive will notice and compliment my shirt so we can then get married 

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i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

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sunpeach:

sometimes i just go on my blog and admire it 

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I just spent a good ten minutes playing with my car windows because of this article on yahoo.

What. Is. My. Life.

However, it was still fun.

marladurden:

checks phone
no texts

checks facebook
no notifications

checks tumblr
no messages

checks twitter
no interactions

checks life
no friends

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sorry but how do you get to be those girls in music videos all they do is run around and get to splash around with famous people literally that is their job where do i sign up

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reasons to date me:

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• please

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